Artificial Banana

Artificial Banana

$5.00 Sale Save

It's a banana!

You may ask yourself, "What am I going to do with a plastic banana?"  However, take a moment to imagine the following scenario: you pull this bad boy out of your pocket during a very serious dinner party, dial up an imaginary friend and instantly have an excuse to leave. Thanks banana.

Maybe you'll finally feel real joy when you hide it among the real bananas at your local grocery store and see the undoubted look of delight on fellow shoppers' faces.

Plus, be ready to impersonate Lucille Bluth whenever you want wherever you want – and get this: this banana is only $5 instead of $10!

You could even scrawl 'Happy Birthday' on its side with permanent pen for a friend who's just bananas. Actually, we can do that for you. Just select the "personalization" option below.

7 x 2 x 2"

Plastic

We currently offer free shipping within Canada on all online orders over $200.

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We offer curbside pick ups Tueday through Saturdays 11am to 6pm.

You will see a 'Local Pick Up' option at check out. Please include your phone number if you select this option. 

Allow up to 2 business days from the time of purchase. We will notify you once your order is packed and ready for pick up by phone and email. 


Please have your “Order Number" ready for verification at pick up. We have a doorbell just above the front door handle for you to notify us of your arrival. You can contact us if you have any other questions. 

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Shipping fees depend on the size and weight of your order and its destination. Please refer to our check out page for up to date details. Large items shipped internationally may be subject to additional shipping fees.

All our orders are shipped with Canada Post. We will provide you with a tracking number in your order confirmation email where available.

Need express shipping? Please contact us and we will send you a quote.